We had a curious incident last night. I'm just getting in bed, it's near midnight, my wife comes in with a 'Come quick! Put your hearing aids in! There's something weird going on!' So I put my hearing aids in, throw on a pair of shorts, come outside, and sure enough, lots of banging, Russet said she had been hearing hisses - she was calling it an iron dragon. I didn't hear any hisses.

I go back inside and call the county sheriff non-emergency line. A structure fire a mile away or so. Which might be the BBQ joint. I'll find out when I leave for work in half an hour or so.